Great Greed: Or, I play bad RPGs so you don’t have to

Many, many years ago I was an avid reader of Nintendo Power.  I had already developed a taste for RPGs, although they were a bit less numerous back then.  A bunch of them were bad — and often, even Nintendo Power was willing to admit that. Regardless, I would read each article about an RPG with fascination.  When it was a game I knew, I would enjoy flipping through the various artwork and reading about the tricky parts.  Otherwise, I’d quietly file it away in a hidden corner of my mind, to play later. I’m finally working my way through the last few of those games I filed away — recently Paladin’s Quest and 7th Saga, and ...
Now this is what I call hard-hitting journalism!
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We need to talk about the PSP Vita.

We need to talk about the PSP Vita. It isn’t exactly lighting up the sales charts.  True, it isn’t technically out yet in the West, but if it is true that its Japanese numbers are still hovering around half a million units, then the 3DS almost matched Vita sales in its first week alone.  Unless fortunes reverse, and the Vita ends up doing gangbusters over here, I think we can agree that Sony has a problem on its hands. What frustrates me is why this is happening.  For all appearances, the handheld is a marvel of hardware design, is relatively cheap, and has strong launch titles.  So why is it that no one is going nuts over ...
I'm so excited, my braces are tingling!
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Dual Shock 3 please, with a side of rumble

Well, it's official, rumble is back. Officially dubbed the Dual Shock 3, Sony has "listened" to its fans and added the most basic of features to their much scoffed-at SIXAXIS controller. Isn't it amazing?! Yeah, not really. This should have been implemented with the PS3 before it even came out. This is Sony playing catch-up, but it's not the cool kind, especially when they make people spend $600 on something that lacks an integral piece of the gaming equation. And why did I surround the word listen with quotation marks in my introduction, you ask? It's simple, my dear reader. Other than being clever/snooty, I was trying to point out ...
I'm so excited, my braces are tingling!