Normal people look up to their parents, sports figures, or deities. We worship developers, designers, composers and artists because it's more pretentious and our fathers are jerks. I'll never amount to anything? Well what's this website here that's viewed by tens of people, huh dad? What's this?!

This column is the written manifestation of our, admiration, respect, adoration and sacreligious idol worship. These people are who we want to be, only with wider eyes and these companies are ones we wish we could found, or at least work in the mail room. The greats of gaming, we salute you.