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E3 to the Grave: Forgetting Good Old Games

Monday, June 1st, 2009 by cunzy1 1

E3 has started. Some gamers are excited. Some gamers are jaded with it all. Either way, the lifecycle of many games will start this week. Almost. Well most of them were revealed, hinted at or leaked already. So this is games at their birth. First comes hype, then months of reveals, then reviews then bam! …

The Greatest Story Ever Told

Monday, May 18th, 2009 by cunzy1 1

Books. They are good at stories right? But books are cheating because the imagination does half the work. The written word allows for a great number of freedoms that other media have yet to gain (parenthetical comments only work in writing). Films? Not so hot. In fact quite rubbish. Even the greatest films are totally …

Video Game Proficiency Test

Monday, May 4th, 2009 by cunzy1 1

 
 
Video Game Proficiency Test

Examination for Players
For the Following Qualifications:

Hardcore Player status, Bragging Rights.

Time Allowed: 13 minutes, 37 seconds

©1776Videolamer
 
 
TURN OVER PAPER TO BEGIN
 
 
 
 
 
 
ANSWER ALL FIVE QUESTIONS:
 
QUESTION 1.

Below is a table of character match ups for …

Breaking News – Capcom haven’t announced another Resident Evil remake

Friday, May 1st, 2009 by cunzy1 1

Consoles have come and gone, hardware market leaders have become laughing stocks and whole game series have gone from groundbreaking innovation to tired old rehash. Yet one thing has always remained constant in modern gaming: Capcom will remake the original Resident Evil. However, today no reports have come from Capcom on any kind of planned …

Pokémon- Literally cannot catch them all

Thursday, April 30th, 2009 by cunzy1 1

An open letter to Nintendo:

Dear Nintendo (umm Pokémon division?)

My friend and I are Pokémon fans, Pokéfans if you will. Adult Pokémon fans. Is there a sadder thing? Probably. People who are into team sports. All those people who invested their money in property instead of your series of children’s videogames (at least I still …

Breaking News – Swine Flu Hits Video Games

Tuesday, April 28th, 2009 by cunzy1 1

Today a number of video games started to quarantine characters in fear of the spread of Swine Flu. Here is the latest news our surviving reporters could get:

Sea islands off the coast of the Kingdom of Hyrule have been hit with devastating losses so far. One eye witness account …