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Fan Service Inc.

posted on July 20th, 2009 by cunzy1 1

Is anyone else totally addicted to taking snapshots and spending hours on the diorama mode on Super Smash Brothers Brawl? YES! You too! Great. Here are some of my creations for people to use to add some spice to their fan fictions. I’ve given some title and synopsis hints but feel free to use your own okay? And don’t say I don’t ever give you anything, you disgusting fanfiction people.

Suggested Title: Excite Bike Mountain (yaoi)
Synopsis: Purple Excite Bike Man and Red Excite Bike Man are the best of friends. After Excite Bike School they ride their Excite bikes to all kinds of different places and have adventures. Anal adventures. Find out where Purple Excite Bike Man wants to park his Exciting Bike in Red Excite Bike Man.

Suggested Title: Papa Smurf and Another Smurf run away from T-rex whilst Blue Moon tanks and two frog heads stand their ground
Synopsis: Umm maybe rework the title so it doesn’t give too much away I guess. Yeah, there is way too much exposition there. There isn’t anything left to explain.

Suggested Title: Inner Space (Super Punch Out x Metal Gear Solid)
Synopsis: Little Mac is a cocky pilot, who is taking part in an experiment. When some bad guys break into the lab to steal the technology, a scientist takes Little Mac. Now in the vessel is part of the material needed to restore him. But the other part which is the lab is stolen. The scientist’s shot but before dying he injects Mac into Solid Snake, a hypochondriac, who feels that something is wrong with him all the time. When Mac links himself to Snake’s systems, he discovers that something happened. So they go back to the lab, and discover what happened. Now they are told that unless they retrieve the material that was stolen they won’t be able to restore Mac before his oxygen is depleted. Now the government rep decides that the only thing that matters that as long as they have the other half of the material, it is useless to the thieves. So Mac eggs Snake to go out and find the thieves. They enlist the aid of Mac’s old girlfriend, Sephiroth, who is a reporter. And it’s fortunate for them that she has a lead that pans out.

Suggested Title: Falco kicks a muthafucking tank
Synopsis: Falco and his girlfriend are out on a picnic. They have sex in all three positions and they all come. Four or five times. Even when it’s Anal sex. But then when they are lying in each others arms an evil tank from Advance Wars makes a move on Jigglypuff. Falco kicks that motherfucking tank…..

Suggested Title: Wobbuffet X
Synopsis: Biography of Wobbuffet X, the famous blue video game character leader. Born as plain old Wobbuffet, his father (a Wobbuffet) was killed by the League of Red coloured video game characters. He became a gangster, and while in jail discovered the Nation of Islam writings of Elijah Muhammad. He preaches the teachings when let out of jail, but later on goes on a pilgrimage to the city of Mecca, there he converts to the original Islamic religion and becomes a Sunni Muslim. He changes his name to El-Hajj Malik Al-Shabazz and stops his anti-red teachings, as he realises the error of his mistakes. He is later on assassinated and dies a Muslim Martyr.

Suggested title: Lucas and his talking appendage…….
Synopsis: I think the fanfic community can work their magic with this one without my direction.

That’s just a selection people. I’ve got hundreds more ideas and hundreds more snapshots. I give you these ideas. No need to thank me, just call your ol’ lady Cunzy1 1 the next time you find a place to park your Excite Bike. Xo Xo.

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