DS Review: 3/28/06
Super Princess Peach
Our first DS review! Can Princess Peach platform like the men in her life? Tony lets us know.
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Weekly News We Care About Wrap Up: 3/31/06
3.31.06
Record sales in the continent of criminals, another 2D Castlevania and more lawsuits. |
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Editorials: 3/30/06
A falling Star(craft)
Christian explains why Starcraft Ghost was destined to failure. |
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Weekly News We Care About Wrap Up: 3/24/06
3.24.06
PS3 region free, Portable Xbox, in game adverts and Jack Thompson. |
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Best Game Ever: 3/23/06
Dragon Quest I
A Red Slime draws near!
Command? |
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Confession/Obsessions: 3/22/06
World of Warcraft Endgame Analysis part I
The Golden Jew outlines level 60 gameplay in this extensive 5 part guide. By writing this article, he can tell his promiscuous mother that the thousands of hours he's sunk into WoW were indeed educational. |
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Editorial: 3/21/06
Yuji Naka to leave Sega?
Are the rumors true? Our contact (Google) wasn't sure. Would his departure destroy Sega? There isn't much left to destroy. Who the hell is Yuji Naka? Only the brains behind the most in your face insectivore in gaming history. Does this mean there won't be a Chu Chu Rocket 2? It's going to be a mini game in Shenmue 3. |
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Best Game Ever: 3/20/06
Secret of Mana
Multiplayer action role playing at its finest. This 13 year old game makes Dark Alliance look like crap. |
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Weekly News We Care About Wrap Up: 3/17/06
3.17.06
Our very first attempt at some sort of news coverage. With commentary, of course. Look for another next Friday, Next Friday, and Friday After Next. |
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Confessions/Obsessions: 3/13/06
You never forget your first one
An analogy to sex is appropriate when speaking of PSO, only sex costs by the hour, not the month. |
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PC Review: 3/9/06
Flash game review bonanza 1
Horatio takes one for the team by playing Flash games we wouldn't wish upon our worst enemies. Actually, some of them are pretty good, but nothing sells like pain. |
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Editorial: 3/8/06
Learning from Japanese Synergy
New contributor The Marketeer shares his thoughts on Square Enix's newest game/product tie in then shows us how we can use this knowledge to better market useless crap based on video games in Western markets. Look for The Marketeers first product line this Fall. |
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XBox Review: 3/6/06
Jade Empire
Perhaps John Cleese's best role in a video game. |
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Confessions/Obsessions: 3/2/06
Fevered dreams of video games
After almost a week of coughing up blood, Jay is mostly over the plague. What lessons has he learned? What visions has he had? Mostly random nonsense, which he now conveniently compressed into article form. Jumping right back into writing articles with substance would be too stressful, so enjoy this piece written mostly to say, "I'm not dead." |
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News 3/20/06:
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News 2/12/06:
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News 2/7/06:
* A new column was founded today. It's called Idol Worship and is all about sucking up to people who are better than us. Look for the counterbalance column Talentless Assholes in the near future.
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